Saturday, March 17, 2012

HOMEMAKER – Resume


Basic guidelines of what is expected once you decide to leave your career and become a full-time housewife;

 
1                  Cook – Breakfast-lunch-tea-dinner-snacks-visitors-  parties
2                  Butler – 24hour duty
3                  Gardener
4                  Cleaner – house - cars – laundry/ironing
5                  Driver – kids to schools/tuition/marketing/shopping
6                  Nanny – 24hours  kids (ages ranging 1day old to 24years or more)
7                  Private home tutor – 7day week
8                  Private Nurse – home health care
9                  Plumber
10             Electrician
11             Carpenter
12             Hostess – visitors, parties
13             Clown – 24hour duty
14             Social escort - husband/kids
15      Bookkeeper - Accountant
16      Secretary


And finally, financially in cases where your husband is not able to provide sufficiently for the family, you are expected to again seek either part-time or full-time employment.



Did I leave anything out?






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1 comment:

  1. hi katrina..enjoyed reading your resume on full time housewife... scares the hell out of me.. especially the must cook part, private nanny and tutor... OMG OMG
    have a nice day

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